150 Best Stranger Things Season 3 Quotes & Dialogue

I genuinely feel bad for Will because for him it’s like time froze while the others lived life and grew and matured, he was stuck in the upside down AND once he got out of the upside down, he still wasn’t really free as he was possessed and controlled and traumatized by the mindflayer. And now that he’s back up he still has a child’s mentality and wants to play games while his friends have all moved on from that.


Iconic Stranger Things Season 3 Quotes

Eleven: But I closed the gate.

Jonathan: Yeah, the real world sucks, deal with it like the rest of us.

Dustin, to Steve: Touch my butt, I don’t care!

Steve, to Dustin: Hope you guys are in shape. Lookin’ at you, roast beef.

Steve, to the Russians torturing him: The USS Butterscotch, you’ve got to try it! It is out of this WORLD!

Robin, after getting injected with a mystery drug by the Russians: Morons, they messed up the drug!
Steve: I’m drunk.

Dustin, after dealing with a drugged Steve and Robin: Okay, it’s official. I’m never having kids.

Robin, drugged and trying to explain the plot of Back to the Future: So like, I wasn’t totally focused in there or anything, but I’m pretty sure that mom was trying to bang her son.
Steve, also drugged: Wait, wait, the hot chick was Alex P. Keaton’s mom?
Robin: Yeah, I’m pretty sure.
Steve: But they’re the same age.
Robin: No, but he went back in time.
Steve: Then why is it called Back to the Future?!
Robin: He has to go back to the future because he’s in the past so the future is actually the present which is his time.
Steve: Wh-what?!

Steve: I swear if anybody here’s about this–
All: We’re dead.

Robin: Hey Dingus? Your children are here.
Steve: Again? Seriously?

Woman: Watch it.
Erica: Yeah, watch it, nerds.
Lucas: Isn’t it past your bedtime?
Erica: Isn’t it time you died?
Lucas: Psycho.
Erica: Butthead.
Lucas: Mall Rat.
Erica: Fart Face!

Man: Comrade-General, we are close. You can see. You can see our progress. We just need more ti–.
[COMRADE GENERAL walks over to Alexi as one of his men grabs the man.]
Comrade-General: You have one year.
Alexi: Yes, Comrade-General.

Mike: Oh, my god. That was priceless. Did you see his face?
Eleven: It was like a tomato.
Mike: Yeah, a fat tomato.
Eleven: Yeah, a fat tomato.
Mike: I know. Me too. But I’ll see you tomorrow, all right? First thing.
Eleven: Tomorrow.

Lucas: Is that a new zit?
Max: What is wrong with you?

Hey, Lard-ass. No running on my watch! I gotta warn you again, and you’re banned for life. You wanna be banned for life, lard-ass? ~~~ billi

This plan is way better. If I knew Steve could knock out a Russian that would’ve been our plan in the first place. ~~~ Dustin

I don’t care about Tina or Uncle Jack’s party! Your mom’s not gonna be able to find us if we’re dead in a Russian elevator! ~~~ Dustin

He’s a child murderer! ~~~ Hopper

I have to go back!, ~~~ Mrs. Driscoll

I still haven’t heard what’s in it for Erica! 
You can’t spell America without Erica.~~~ Erica ~~~ Stranger Things Season 3 Quotes

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Stranger Things Season 3 Erica, Robin, Billy and Eleven Quotes

Eleven doing normal things a teen/tween does is my favorite thing and I didn’t know I needed it.

why are all these magnets losing their magnetism? ~~~ Joyce

It is important to me that you feel safe. That you and your family feel safe. I want you to feel like this can still be your home. ~~ Hopper

We’re looking at a full-scale Russian invasion, RIGHT here in Hawkins. ~~~ Murray

Max has dumped me five times. ~~~ Lucas

How do I know what… I like?

Boyfriends lie. All. The. Time. ~~~ Max

How many children are you friends with? ~~~ Robin

I dump your ass. ~~~ Eleven

Steve: It’s this stupid hat. I am telling you, it’s totally blowing my best feature.

Robin, to Steve: How many children are you friends with?

Steve, talking about Dustin: He’s missing bones and stuff. He can bend like gumbo.
Robin: You mean Gumby.
Steve: No, I’m pretty sure it’s gumbo.

Erica (Priah Ferguson): You can’t spell America without Erica.
Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo): Yeah, oddly that’s true.

Dustin, talking about his potentially made-up girlfriend (who turns out to be totally real): She’s hotter than Phoebe Cates.

Hopper, talking about keeping the door open to Eleven as she makes out with Mike: I said three inches!

Hopper, to Joyce: I want you to feel safe.

Jonathan, to Nancy every time she ruined his photos by walking into the darkroom: Come ON!

And finally, for the monologue that will make you cry no matter how many times you hear (or read) it:

Hopper, to Eleven in a letter he wrote before his death: I know this is a difficult conversation but I care about you both very much and I know that you care about each other very much and that’s why it’s important that we set these boundaries moving forward so we can build an environment where we all feel comfortable, trusted and open to sharing our feelings. The truth is for so long I’d forgotten what those even were. I’ve been stuck in one place, in a cave you might say, a deep dark cave. And then I left some Eggos out in the woods and you came into my life. For the first time in a long time, I started to feel things again. I started to feel happy. But lately, I guess I’ve been feeling distant from you like you’re pulling away from me or something. I miss playing board games every night, making triple-decker Eggo extravaganzas at sunrise, watching westerns together before we doze off. But I know you’re getting older, growing, changing, and I guess, if I’m being really honest, that’s what scares me. I don’t want things to change. So I think maybe that’s why I came in here, to maybe try and stop that change. To turn back the clock, to make things go back to how they were. But I know that’s naïve. It’s just not how life works. It’s moving, always moving, whether you like it or not. And yeah, sometimes it’s painful. Sometimes it’s sad. And sometimes it’s surprising, happy. So you know what? Keep on growing up, kid. Don’t let me stop you. Make mistakes, learn from them, and when life hurts you – because it will – remember the hurt. The hurt is good. It means you’re out of that cave. But please, if you don’t mind, for the sake of your poor old dad, keep the door open three inches.

Boyfriends lie. All. The. Time. ~~ ~Max

How many children are you friends with? ~~~ Robin

I dump your ass. ~~~ Eleven

Dustin: This is Gold Leader returning to base. Do you copy? Over. This is Gold Leader returning to base. Do you copy? Over. I repeat: This is Gold Leader returning to base. Do you copy? Over. I repeat: This is goddamm Gold Leader
Dustin’s Mom: Dusty!
Dustin: What?
Dustin: Relax! For goodness’ sake!
Dustin: I’m in range. They should be answering.
Dustin’s Mom: You’ve been away a whole month, honeybun. Maybe they just… forgot.

Mike: See Lucas, we made it.
Lucas: We missed the previews.
Max: Still made it, Fart Face. ~~~ Stranger Things Season 3 Quotes

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