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Quentin Beck: Who are you?
[referring to the Elementals]
Quentin Beck: You donโt want any part of this. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[after a video tribute to Tony Stark]
Betty Brant: Gone, but not forgotten.
Jason Ionello: Thanks to Kenneth Lim and Vienna Hamarky for their help with that touching video
tribute.
Betty Brant: This year has been nothing short ofโฆ
Jason Ionello: **it is crazy. Itโs insane.
Betty Brant: Jason!
Jason Ionello: What?
Betty Brant: No swearing.
Jason Ionello: No, itโs a scholastic school. Weโre good here.
[Betty looks back at the camera]
Betty Brant: โฆ historic.
Betty Brant: Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe, including our own Midtown High,
was wiped from existence. But then, eight months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back. They
called it The Blip. Those of us who blipped away came back the same age. But our classmates that
didnโt blip, had grown five years older.
Jason Ionello: Yeah, like my little brother. Heโs now older than me.
Betty Brant: Yeah, itโs math.
[Jason looks confused, Betty looks back to the camera]
Betty Brant: And even though we had blipped away halfway through the school year, and had
already taken midterms, the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning.
Jason Ionello: Itโs totally unfair. Itโs not right.
Betty Brant: Tigers, itโs been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road. As we draw this year to a
close, itโs time to move on, to a new phase of our lives.
Jason Ionello: And pray nothing crazy happens again. Because is the Avengers even like a thing
anymore? Does anyone even have a plan?
Peter Parker: [to Ned] I really like MJ, man. Okay? Sheโs awesome, sheโs super funny in a kind of
dork way, and sometimes I catch her looking at me, and I feel like I stood upโฆ Wait. Dude, sheโs
coming now. Just donโt say anything.
MJ: What up, dorks? Excited about the science trip?
Peter Parker: Hey, uh, yeah. Weโre just talking about the trip.
Ned Leeds: Yeah, and Peterโs plan.
MJ: You have a plan?
Peter Parker: I donโt have a plan.
Ned Leeds: No, heโs just going to collect tiny spoons while weโre traveling to other countries.
MJ: Like a grandmother?
Peter Parker: Iโm not collecting tiny spoons. Heโs collecting tiny spoons.
MJ: Oh. Okay, well, that was a real roller coaster.
May Parker: Did you get your passport?
Peter Parker: Yeah.
May Parker: Mini toothpaste?
Peter Parker: Yeah, I did. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Happy Hogan: Hey, sorry Iโm late.
Peter Parker: Happy! Hey.
Happy Hogan: Oh, you look lovely.
May Parker: Thanks, you too.
Happy Hogan: Thank you. New dress?
May Parker: Uh, yeah. Yes, it is. Thatโs a new beard.
Happy Hogan: Itโs my blip beard because I grew it in a blip. Blip beard.
May Parker: I see. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[referring to the giant check]
Happy Hogan: Anyway, so, the reason Iโm late is that this was misplaced at the office, can you
believe it? Because itโs enormous? I mean, not the amount, the size. The amount is nice too.
May Parker: [laughs] Oh.
Happy Hogan: The very generous Pepper Potts, saidโฆ
May Parker: Thank you.
Happy Hogan: โฆsheโs sorry she couldnโt be here.
[Peter looks at them with confusion]
May Parker: I think Iโm going to go change the Sterno under the vegan lasagna.
[to Peter as she leaves]
May Parker: Spider-Man, go shake hands.
Peter Parker: Will do.
[turns to Happy as May leaves]
Peter Parker: What just happened? ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Happy Hogan: Heads up, Nick Fury is calling you.
Peter Parker: Nick Furyโs going to call me?
Happy Hogan: Yeah.
Peter Parker: Why?
Happy Hogan: Why? Because he probably has some hero stuff for you to do. Youโre a superhero. He
calls superheroes.
Peter Parker: Well, I mean if it was really that important, heโd probably call someone else. Not me.
[Peter sees his phone is ringing]ย
Happy Hogan: Apparently not. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[Peter looks at his ringing phone]
Happy Hogan: No caller ID. Thatโs him.
Peter Parker: I donโt really want to talk to Nick Fury.
Happy Hogan: Answer the phone.
Peter Parker: Why?
Happy Hogan: Because if you donโt talk to him, then I have to talk, and I donโt want to talk to him.
Peter Parker: Why donโt you want to talk to him?
Happy Hogan: Because Iโm scared. Just answer the phone.
[Peter holds up his phone and declines Furyโs call]
Happy Hogan: You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?
Peter Parker: Yeah.
Happy Hogan: You donโt send Nick Fury to voicemail.
Peter Parker: Did you hear that? Theyโre calling me. I got to go. I got to go.
Happy Hogan: You got to talk to him.
Peter Parker: Iโm going to call him. I promise you, Iโm going to call him. I will.
Happy Hogan: You do not ghost Nick Fury.
Peter Parker: I promise you, Iโll call him.
[to himself as the curtains close and he turns]
Peter Parker: After my trip.
[Hogan answers a call from Fury]
Happy Hogan: Yeah? No, no. Heโs not ghosting you. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[as Peter is packing for his vacation in his room]
May Parker: Hungry?
[she tosses a banana at Peter, and it hits his face]
May Parker: [laughing] So sorry. I thought that you could sense that, with your Peter-tingle.
Peter Parker: Please, do not start calling it my Peter-tingle.
May Parker: So whatโs up? You can dodge bullets but not bananas?
Peter Parker: No, I just really need this vacation. I need a break.
[she embraces Peter]
May Parker: You deserve it.
[May turns to walk away]
May Parker: You know what? You should pack your suit, just in case. I have a tingle about it.
Peter Parker: Please stop saying tingle, May?
[watching Mysterio on the news report]
Betty Brant: Who is that guy?
Ned Leeds: Heโs like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one.
Flash Thompson: Heโs alright. Heโs no Spider-Man.
MJ: What is it with you and Spider-Man?
Flash Thompson: What? Heโs just awesome, okay? He protects the neighborhood, and, you know,
heโs inspiring. He inspires me to be a better man.
[to Peter as he enters the room]
Flash Thompson:ย Whatโs up, dickwad? I thought you drowned. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Ned Leeds: What are you going to do about the water monster?
Peter Parker: Nothing. Itโs dead. And besides, that Mysterio guyโs all over it. Look, I just want to
spend some time with MJ. We were talking about Paris, and I think she really likes me.
Ned Leeds: Thatโs nice. It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my
fruit cobbler, rightโฆ
[Ned is shot in the neck with a tranq dart by Fury and collapses]
Nick Fury: Youโre a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: Youโre Nick Fury. You just shot Ned.
Nick Fury: Itโs just a mild tranquilizer. Heโll be alright.
Nick Fury: Itโs so good to finally meet you. I saw you at the funeral, but I didnโt think that was a
good time to exchange numbers.
Peter Parker: No, that would have been really inappropriate.
Nick Fury: Thatโs what I just said.
Peter Parker: Right.
Nick Fury: The important thing is, youโre here. I tried to bring you here. You avoided me, and now,
youโre here. What a coincidence.
Peter Parker: Wait. Was this a coincidence?
Nick Fury: I used to know everything. Then I come back five years later, and now, I know nothing.
No intel, no team, and a high school kid is dodging my calls. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Nick Fury: Stark left these for you.
Peter Parker: Really?
[Peter opens the box and sees Tonyโs glasses]
Nick Fury: โUneasy lies the head that wears the crown.โ Stark said you wouldnโt get that because itโs
not a Star Wars reference. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Nick Fury: Remove the mask. Everyone here has seen you without it. Youโd only be feigning
anonymity and breathing through spandex for no good reason.
[Peter removes his mask]
Nick Fury: Come on.
Peter Parker: Yeah.
Nick Fury: There we have Maria Hill. That is Dimitri. And this is Mr. Beck.
Peter Parker: Mysterio?
Quentin Beck: What?
Peter Parker: Doesnโt matter. Itโs just what my friends have been calling you.
Quentin Beck: Well, you can call me Quentin.
[they shake hands] ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Quentin Beck: You handled yourself well out there today. I saw what you did with the tower. We
couldโve used someone like you in my world.
Peter Parker: Thanks. Iโm sorry, your world?
Nick Fury: Oh, Mr. Beck is from Earth. Just not yours.
Quentin Beck: There are multiple realities, Peter. This is Earth dimension 616. Iโm from Earth-833.
Peter Parker: Iโm sorry. Youโre saying thereโs a multiverse? I thought that was just theoretical. I
mean, that completely changes how we understand the initial singularity. Weโre talking about an
eternal inflation system. And how does that even work with all the quantum, itโs insane!
[Fury and Hill look at him]
Peter Parker: Sorry. Itโs really cool.
Quentin Beck: Donโt ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.
Quentin Beck: They were born in stable orbits. Within black holes, creatures formed from the
primary elements. Air, water, fire, earth. The science division had a technical name. We just called
them Elementals.
Maria Hill: Versions of them exist across our mythologies.
Quentin Beck: It turns out, the myths are real.
Maria Hill: Like Thor.
Peter Parker: Thor was a myth, and now I study him in my physics class.
Nick Fury: These myths are threats.
Quentin Beck: They first materialized on my earth many years ago. We mobilized and fought them.
But with each battle, they grew and got stronger. I was part of the last battalion left trying to stop
them. Quentin Beck: All we did was delay the inevitable.
Maria Hill: Well, the Elementals are here now, attacking the same coordinates. Our satellites
confirm it.
Nick Fury: So thank Mr. Beck for destroying the other three. Thereโs only one left. Fire.
Quentin Beck: The strongest of them all. The one that destroyed my earth. Itโs the one that took my
family.
Peter Parker: Iโm sorry.
Nick Fury: We have one mission, kill it. Youโre coming with us.
Peter Parker: Iโm sorry. Did you say Prague? Listen, Fury, this all seems like big-time, you know,
huge, superhero kind of stuff. And, I mean Iโm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.
Nick Fury: Bitch, please. Youโve been to space.
Peter Parker: I know, but that was an accident. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Peter Parker: Sir, come on. Thereโs got to be someone else you can use. What about Thor?
Nick Fury: Off-world.
Peter Parker: Okay, um, Doctor Strange?
Maria Hill: Unavailable.
Peter Parker: Captain Marvel.
Nick Fury: Donโt invoke her name.
Peter Parker: Sir, look, I really want to help, I do. But if my aunt finds out I left my class trip, sheโs
going to kill me. And if Iโm seen like this in Europe, after the Washington Monument, my whole class
will figure out who I am, and then the whole world will figure out who I am. And then, Iโm done.
Nick Fury: Okay. I understand.
Peter Parker: Iโm sorry, what?
Nick Fury: Why donโt you get back before your teachers miss you and become suspicious. Dimitri.
Take him back to the hotel, please.
Peter Parker: Thank you, Mr. Fury. And, uh, good luck. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Ned Leeds: Peter, Whatโs going on?
Peter Parker: I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.
Ned Leeds: Awesome.
[looking unhappy]
Peter Parker: Yeah. Awesome. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[Peter enters a public bathroom]
Peter Parker: Hello.
The Seamstress: Close the door.
[Peter closes the door]
Peter Parker: Um, Iโm Peter Parker.
The Seamstress: Take off your clothes.
Peter Parker: Excuse me?
The Seamstress: You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. So I made you this, another
suit.
Peter Parker: Oh, uh, thank you.
[Peter takes the suit]
Peter Parker: Iโm sure it fits. I donโt really toโฆ
The Seamstress: Take off your clothes.
Peter Parker: Okay. Sure. Um, itโs a little embarrassing.
[he starts to unzip his trousers]
The Seamstress: Now. Hurry up.
Peter Parker: Weird.
[Peter takes off his trousers, just then Brad walks in on them]
Brad Davis: Sorry. Uh, I thought this was the bathroom.
Peter Parker: This is not what it looks like. Justโฆ
Brad Davis: Yeah.
[Brad takes a photo of them on his phone]
Peter Parker: What are you doing?
[as Brad leaves the seamstress point her gun at Brad]
Peter Parker: Donโt shoot anybody.
[Peter pulls up his trousers and follows after Brad]
Peter Parker: Brad? Itโs not what it looks like, buddy. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
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Peter Parker: Hey, man, my friends are here, and I canโt help but think that weโre putting them in
danger.
Nick Fury: Youโre worried about us hurting your friends? You? Who called a drone strike on your
own school tour bus? Stark gave you a multi-billion dollar AR tactical intelligence system, and the
first thing you do with it is trying to blow up your friends. I told him, itโs clear to me that you were not
ready for this. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Quentin Beck: Look, Fury asked me to come up here and see how you were doing. He just, he felt
bad about snapping at you.
Peter Parker: Really?
Quentin Beck: You guys do have sarcasm on this earth, right? ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Quentin Beck: How are you feeling?
Peter Parker: I didnโt think I was going to have to save the world this summer. I know that makes
me sound like such a jerk. I just had this plan with this girl that I really like, and now itโs all ruined.
Quentin Beck: Youโre not a jerk for wanting a normal life, kid. Itโs a hard path. You see things, you
do things, you make choices. People look up to you. Even if you win a battle, sometimes they die. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Quentin Beck: I like you, Peter. Youโre a good kid. Thereโs a part of me that wants me to tell you to
just turn around, run away from all this. And then, thereโs another part of me that knows what weโre
about to fight, whatโs at stake, and Iโm glad youโre here.
Peter Parker: Me too.
Quentin Beck: But youโre worried about your friends.
Peter Parker: Yeah. I just always feel like Iโm putting them in danger.
Quentin Beck: Look, just get them inside and keep them in a safe place, for just a few hours. Itโll be
alright.
Peter Parker: Itโs really nice to have somebody to talk to about superhero stuff, you know?
Quentin Beck: Anytime. And hey, if we survive this, youโll have all summer to kill Brad.
Peter Parker: See you out there.
Quentin Beck: Alright. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Peter Parker: You look really pretty.
MJ: And therefore I have value?
Peter Parker: No. No, thatโs not what I meant at all. I was justโฆ
MJ: Iโm messing with you.
[Peter laughs nervously]
MJ: Thank you.
Peter Parker: Youโre welcome.
MJ: You look pretty too.
Peter Parker: Thank you. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Maria Hill: So itโs over?
Quentin Beck: That was the last of them.
Nick Fury: But not the last threat weโll ever face. We need to stay vigilant. Thereโs a void in this
world for someone like you. Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters in Berlin tomorrow. You
should join us.
Quentin Beck: Thank you. I just might take you up on that.
[they shake hands] ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
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Nick Fury: You got gifts, Parker. But you didnโt want to be here.
Peter Parker: Mr. Fury, Iโฆ
Nick Fury: Iโd love to have you in Berlin too. But youโve got to decide whether youโre going to step
up or not. Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark
was wrong. Was he? ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Peter Parker: Fury was right. Tony did a lot for me, so I owe it to him, to everybody.
Quentin Beck: Do you?
Peter Parker: Yeah. I mean, Mr. Stark gave me a chance to be more. He wanted me to be better than
him. And Fury just wants me to live up to that.
Quentin Beck: What do you want, Peter?
Peter Parker: What do you mean?
Quentin Beck: What do you want?
Peter Parker: I donโt know.
Quentin Beck: What do you want? You, Peter Parker, now. I know youโre thinking about it.
Peter Parker: I want to go on my trip. Right? I want to go back on my trip, with my friends. And go
to the top of the Eiffel tower, with the girl who I really like, and tell her how I feel, and give her a kiss.
[Beck laughs]
Peter Parker: Shut up, man.
Quentin Beck: Youโre not going to do that, are you?
Peter Parker: No, I canโt.
Quentin Beck: Why not?
Peter Parker: Because I have too much responsibility. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Quentin Beck: What are those? Are those theโฆ
Peter Parker: EDITH glasses, yeah.
Quentin Beck: It was on the floor? Try them on. Letโs see what they look like.
Peter Parker: Yeah?
Quentin Beck: Yeah.
[Peter puts on the glasses]
Peter Parker: I actually really like them.
Quentin Beck: Can I be completely honest with you?
Peter Parker: Please.
Quentin Beck: They look really stupid.
Peter Parker: Oh.
Quentin Beck: Maybe they have a contact lens version of them. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[after Peter gives him Tonyโs EDITH glasses to try on]
Quentin Beck: What do you think, kid?
[to himself as he realizes something]
Peter Parker: โFor the next Tony Stark, I trust you. For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.โ
Quentin Beck: What?
Peter Parker: Mr. Stark left me a message with those glasses. โFor the next Tony Stark, I trust you.โ
Quentin Beck: Iโm still not following. How many lemonades have you had?
Peter Parker: He knew every mistake I ever made, okay? So he must have known that I was not
ready for something like this.
Quentin Beck: Why would he give it to you?
Peter Parker: Because maybe he didnโt trust me to have EDITH, he just trusted me to pick who
should. It makes so much more sense. He always knew I would do whatโs right, and heโs not going to
give them to Fury, because Fury would just give himself EDITH.
Quentin Beck: Well, youโre probably right about that.
Peter Parker: Right. So, the world needs the next Iron Man, and itโs not going to be me. I mean Iโm
a sixteen-year-old kid from Queens. It needs to be an adult, with some experience, and thatโs good like
Tony Stark, like you.
Quentin Beck: No, Peter. Come on. No.
Peter Parker: EDITH?
EDITH: Hello, Peter.
Peter Parker: Hi. Yeah, um, Iโd like to transfer your control over to Quentin Beck.
Quentin Beck: Peter, what are you doing?
Peter Parker: Doing the right thing.
EDITH: Any transfer will require confirmation.
Quentin Beck: Stark gave you the glasses.
Peter Parker: Stark gave me a choice. Itโs my choice to make, okay? And Iโm going to make it. Look,
youโre a soldier, a leader, you stopped the Elementals. You saved my life, you saved the world. Okay?
Heโd want you to have them.
EDITH: Waiting for confirmation.
Peter Parker: Confirm.
EDITH: Please hand the glasses to Mr. Beck.
[Peter offer the glasses to Beck]
Peter Parker: Welcome to the Avengers.
[Beck takes the glasses and puts them on]
Peter Parker: They look good on you.
[they shake hands]
Quentin Beck: Thank you. Itโs an honor.
Peter Parker: Yeah. Mr. Stark wouldโve really liked you. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[after Peter has given Beck the EDITH glasses]
Quentin Beck: See? That wasnโt so hard. Somebody gets this stupid costume off me! ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Peter Parker: Look, thereโs this thing that Iโve been wanting to talk to you about for a while.
MJ: Yeah?
Peter Parker: Itโs our last night in Europe, and I had this plan that I wanted to tell you. Iโm just
going to, Iโm just going to tell you. Uh, MJ, Iโฆ
MJ: โฆam Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: What?
MJ: I just figured you were going to say that youโre Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: No. Iโm not Spider-Man.
MJ: I mean, Iโve been watching you for like a while now. Itโs kind of obvious. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Peter Parker: Iโm not Spider-Man. I mean, what would make you think that I was Spider-Man?
MJ: Peter, Washington?
Peter Parker: Yeah?
MJ: The fact that you like disappear, out of nowhere, for no reason?
Peter Parker: No, that was, I was sick. Remember? I had my, tummy? ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
MJ: You know Suzanne Yang thinks that youโre a male escort?
Peter Parker: What? No, of course, Iโm not a male escort.
MJ: Well, then, youโre Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: No, Iโm not Spider-Man at all.
MJ: Well, what about tonight? When you snuck off and fought that thing, I saw you.
Peter Parker: You canโt have seen me because Iโm not Spider-Man. And also, on the news, it was the
Night-Monkey.
MJ: The Night-Monkey?
Peter Parker: Yeah. Thatโs what it said on the news. And the news never lies.
MJ: Night-Monkey. Okay.
Peter Parker: What are you doing?
[MJ takes out the piece of debris she retrieved during the carnival battle from her bag]
MJ: Well, do the Night-Monkey and Spider-Man use the same webs?
Peter Parker: I mean, maybe. Maybe heโs a Spider-Monkey. Who knows? ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
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Peter Parker: Were you only watching me because you thought I was Spider-Man?
MJ: Yeah. Why else would I be watching you?
Peter Parker: Doesnโt matter. Just thought that maybeโฆ ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[referring to the piece of debris that projected a simulation of the Air Elemental]
MJ: What is it, like some kind of projector or something?
Peter Parker: Yeah, but itโs really advanced.
MJ: It looked so real.
Peter Parker: Yeah, really real.
MJ: Wait a minute, does that mean thatโฆ
Peter Parker: The Elementals are fake? That doesnโt make any sense, because we were there, right?
There was fire and destruction, andโฆ Who would do something like that?
[the projector shows Beck]
MJ: Mysterio? ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[after realizing that Beck is a fraud]
Peter Parker: I am Spider-Man, and I really messed up.
MJ: Wait, youโre being serious right now?
Peter Parker: Mm-hmm.
MJ: Youโre not joking with me? Like youโre a hundred percent serious? Because itโs not funny.
Peter Parker: No, Iโm not joking.
MJ: Because I was only like sixty-seven percent sure.
Peter Parker: MJโฆ
MJ: So, why are you here? Why are you on this school trip?
Peter Parker: MJ, look, I know you have a lot of questions! But look, we really have to get out of
here, okay?
MJ: Okay. Okay. I canโt believe I figured it out! ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[as Peter battles multiples illusions created by Beck]
Quentin Beck: I donโt think you know whatโs real, Peter. You need to wake up! I mean, look at
yourself. You are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit! I created Mysterio to give the world someone to
believe in. I control the truth! Mysterio is the truth. If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still
be alive. Deep down, you know Iโm right. You made your choice, and all you had to do was step aside.
And now you haveโฆ
[suddenly we see Beck fall, subdued by Fury] ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[after Fury forces Peter to reveal who he told the truth about Beck]
Nick Fury: You are so dumb.
Peter Parker: What?
Nick Fury: Just a sucker.
[Fury transforms into Beck, revealing it was another illusion]
Quentin Beck: Now all your friends have to die. Itโs easy to fool people when theyโre already fooling
themselves. But for what itโs worth, Peter, I really am sorry. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Peter Parker: Donโt tell me to relax, Happy! How can I relax when I messed up so badly? I trusted
Beck. Right? I thought he was my friend, so I gave him the only thing that Mr. Stark left behind for
me, and now heโs going to kill my friends and half of Europe. So please, do not tell me to relax! Iโm
sorry, Happy. Iโm sorry, I shouldnโt shout. I just really miss him.
Happy Hogan: Yeah, I miss him too.
Peter Parker: Everywhere I go I see his face. And the whole world is asking who is going to be the
next Iron Man? I donโt know if thatโs me, Happy. Iโm not Iron Man.
Happy Hogan: Youโre not Iron Man. Youโre never going to be Iron Man. Nobody could live up to
Tony. Not even Tony. Tony was my best friend, and he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he
did. He was all over the place. The one thing that he did that he didnโt second-guess was picking you. I
donโt think Tony wouldโve done what he did if he didnโt know that you were going to be hereafter he
was gone. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Happy Hogan: Your friends are in trouble. Youโre all alone. The tech is missing. What are you going
to do about it?
[referring to Beck]
Peter Parker: Iโm going to kick his ass.
Happy Hogan: No, I mean, right now. Like, specifically, what are we going to do? Because weโve
been hovering over a tulip field for the last fifteen minutes.
Peter Parker: Right. Um, I canโt call my friends because heโs tracking their phones. Uh, give me
your phone?
Happy Hogan: My cell phone?
Peter Parker: Yeah.
Happy Hogan: Okay. Here.
Peter Parker: Whatโs your password?
Happy Hogan: Password.
Peter Parker: No, what is your password?
Happy Hogan: Password. The word. Spell that. Password.
Peter Parker: Youโre the head of security and your password is the password?
Happy Hogan: I donโt feel good about it either.
Peter Parker: Yeah, I need a suit!
Happy Hogan: Suit?
[Hogan reveals Starkโs suit-manufacturing machine on the plane]
Peter Parker: Okay. Um, bring up everything you have on Spider-Man.
[the machine brings up holograms of different suites]
Peter Parker: Yeah, open that. Okay.
[looking through the different suits]
Peter Parker: No, no, no.
[Hogan watches Peter proudly]
Peter Parker: What?
Happy Hogan: Nothing. You take care of the suit. Iโll take care of the music.
[as Back in Black by Ac/CD starts playing]
Peter Parker: Oh, I love Led Zeppelin! ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Happy Hogan: I got to get you guys out of here! Get on the jet!
MJ: Who are you?
Happy Hogan: I work with Spider-Man, okay? You got to get on that jet.
Flash Thompson: You work for Spider-Man?
Happy Hogan: I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man!
[the jest suddenly explodes]
Happy Hogan: New plan. Into the tower! ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
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Ned Leeds: Are we going to die?
Happy Hogan: Nobody dies on my watch.
Ned Leeds: I wasted my life playing video games, and weโre going to die!
Betty Brant: I have a fake ID, and Iโve never even used it.
Flash Thompson: I post stupid videos daily for people to like me!
Happy Hogan: Hey! If it wasnโt for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.
Flash Thompson: Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys!
MJ: If you saved us, then why are we about to die?
Betty, Ned: Stop it!
MJ: Iโm sorry! Okay? I just, Iโm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other peopleโs feelings.
Happy Hogan: Iโm in love with Spider-Manโs aunt.
[they all look at him in shocked silence]
Happy Hogan: Weโre sharing, right? ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Peter Parker: Your lies are over, Beck.
Quentin Beck: This certainly isnโt ideal, but I have contingencies. EDITH?
Peter Parker: Just give me the glasses.
[holds up the glasses]
Quentin Beck: You want these? Come and get them. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Peter Parker: How could you do all of this?
Quentin Beck: Youโll see, Peter. People, need to believe. And nowadays, theyโll believe
anything.
[Peter sees Beck take his last breath and die] ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Nick Fury: Whereโs Parker?
Happy Hogan: Heโs with the girl.
Nick Fury: I need to speak with him.
Happy Hogan: Heโll call you.
Nick Fury: Heโll caโฆ
[starts laughing]
Nick Fury: Okay. Thatโs great. Well, he better, or itโs your ass. And donโt even think about ghosting
me. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[at the airport after they arrive home Peter and MJ hold hands]
Peter Parker: You sure no one else has figured it out?
MJ: Yeah. Itโs not like anybody really pays attention to you.
Peter Parker: Ouch.
MJ: Except for me.
Peter Parker: Aw. Thanks.
MJ: Donโt be late.
Peter Parker: I wonโt. See you later. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[referring to Peter and MJ]
Betty Brant: You guys are so cute.
Peter Parker: Thanks. Uh, I was thinking that maybe we should all, I donโt know, like go on a
double date or something.
Ned, Betty: Oh, we broke up.
Peter Parker: No! What? Why?
Ned Leeds: Men and women grow apart. But the journey they shared together will always be a part
of them.
[touches his face]
Betty Brant: You are so wise.
Ned Leeds: Thank you. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
Peter Parker: Iโve kept my identity pretty guarded these past couple of years. I faced a lot of
deception, and Iโm tired of the lies. So itโs time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?
May Parker: Not really.
Happy Hogan: Yes.
[they look at each other]
Happy Hogan: What? I thinkโฆ
May Parker: Summer fling.
Happy Hogan: Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. Open to wherever it might lead.
May Parker: I still donโt know where itโs going to go. Anywhere. On or off.
Happy Hogan: And to share with peopleโฆ
May Parker: But weโll always be friends, no matter what.
Peter Parker: [awkwardly] Iโm going to go because Iโve got a date. Uh, bye. ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
[mid-credit lines; after his date with MJ, Peter in his Spider-Man suit sees breaking news coverage on
a giant TV screen on the side of a building]
Voice: This is breaking news.
Pat Kiernan: We come to you now with revelations about last weekโs attack in London. An
anonymous source provided this video, it shows Quentin Beck, AKA, Mysterio, moments before his
death. As a warning, you may find this video disturbing.
[we see footage of Beck]
Quentin Beck: I managed to send the Elemental back into the dimensional rift, but I donโt think Iโm
going to make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has an army of
weaponized drones, Stark technology. Heโs saying heโs the only one whoโs going to be the new Iron
Man, no one else.
[it cuts to altered footage of the Tower Bridge battle]
EDITH: Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There will be significant casualties.
Peter Parker: Do it. Execute them all.
Pat Kiernan: This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website
thedailybugle.net.
J. Jonah Jameson: There you have it folks, conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for
the brutal murder of Mysterio. An interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet,
and who will no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! But thatโs not all folks,
hereโs the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves, you might want to sit down.
[we see another footage from Beck]
Quentin Beck: Spider-Manโs realโฆ Spider-Manโs real name isโฆ Spider-Manโs name is Peter Parker!
[a photo of Peter is shown]
Peter Parker: [horrified] What the fuโฆ!
[post-credit lines; we see Hill and Fury transform into the Skrulls Talos and Soren]
Soren: You got to tell him.
Talos: It was fine. The little boy handled it. We helped.
Soren: Talos!
Talos: Come off it, how was I supposed to know that the whole thing was fake? I mean that was all
very, very convincing, you know. The performances, the illusion, that costume, the craftsmanship in
that. I mean, this is just embarrassing for a shape-shifter. Fine!
[Talos answers a call from Fury]
Talos: Hey, there. I hope your mission is going well. We gave the glasses to Parker, about a week ago,
as you said. And, uh, it was very touching, you know? Really, really quite touching.
Soren: Talos.
Talos: And, uh, you know, shortly after that, everything kind of went off the rails, and so we need you
to come back. Because everyone kept asking me where the Avengers are, and I donโt know what to say
to that. So youโre luckyโฆ
[we see Fury end the call, where heโs on a Skrull spaceship]
Nick Fury: Everybody, back to work! Whoโs got my shoes? ~~~Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
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