250+ The Best Quotes From The Walking Dead: Red Machete

Do you think tying a dead head to the porch attached to a bell would be better than the old wire of cans perimeter trick? And yeah that’s unfortunate the little girl was right up there in the shit and got grabbed.

Walking Dead Inspirational Quotes

“The pain doesn’t go away. You just make room for it.”

“Everything we’ve done, we’ve done together. We got here together, and we’re still here. Things have happened, but it’s always worked out for us, ’cause it’s always been all of us. That’s how I know. ‘Cause as long as it’s all of us, we can do anything.”

“I can’t love anyone because I can’t kill for anyone.”

“Sucks, don’t it? The moment you realize you don’t know shit.”

“I don’t take chances anymore.”

“It’s gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.”

“People you love, they made you who you are. They’re still part of you. If you stop being you, that last bit of them that’s still around inside, who you are, it’s gone.”

“We’ve been praying together. Praying that God will save our town. Well, our prayers have been answered. God will save Alexandria because God has given us the courage to save it ourselves.”

“If you have to eat shit, best not to nibble. Bite, chew, swallow, repeat. It goes quicker.”
— Bud, The Walking Dead, Season 6: No Way Out

“You ever heard about the broken window theory? Boils down to this– you keep the windows intact, you keep society intact.”

“When I was a kid I asked my grandpa once if he ever killed any Germans in the war. He wouldn’t answer. He said that was grown-up stuff, so so I asked if the Germans ever tried to kill him. But he got real quiet. He said he was dead the minute he stepped into enemy territory. Every day he woke up and told himself, “Rest in peace. Now get up and go to war.” And then after a few years of pretending he was dead he made it out alive. That’s the trick of it, I think. We do what we need to do and then we get to live. But no matter what we find in DC, I know we’ll be okay. Because this is how we survive. We tell ourselves that we are the walking dead.”

“We won’t get weak. That’s not in us anymore. We’ll make it work.”

“We can make it together. But we can only make it together.”

“My dad always told Sasha and me that it was our duty as citizens of the world to keep up with the news. When I was little and I was in his car, there were always those stories on the radio. Something happens 1,000 miles away or down the block. Some kind of horror I couldn’t even wrap my head around. But he didn’t change the channel. He didn’t turn it off. He just kept listening. To face it. Keeping your eyes open. My dad always called that paying the high cost of living.”

“Some days, I don’t know what the hell to think.”

“I guess it’s easy to make a deal with the devil when you’re not the one paying the price.”

“ I appreciate the positive affirmations and looking the other way on the perversion, but I know empirically and definitively I cannot survive on my own.”

“Every sacrifice we make needs to be for the greater good. The second it isn’t, the second we lose sight of that, it’s all over.”
— Dawn Lerner, The Walking Dead, Season 5: Slabtown
Tagged: Sacrifices, greater good, Don’t Lose Sight
“I’ve been bitten, you stupid pricks! I’m tainted meat!”

“Nightmares end. They shouldn’t end who you are.”

“Gabriel Stokes: This is the Lord’s house!

Maggie Greene: No. It’s just four walls and a roof.”

“I’m a sinner. I sin almost every day. But those sins, I confess them to God, not strangers.”

“Come with us. Save the world for that little one. Save it for yourselves. Save it for the people out there who don’t got nothing left to do except survive.”

“We were trying to do something good. We were being human beings.”

“ I don’t have any friends. I mean, I know people. They’re just assholes I stay alive with. I don’t have any friends. The other one your friend? The woman? I used to have them. Used to watch football on Sundays. Went to church. I know I did. But I can’t picture it anymore. It’s funny how you don’t even notice the time go by. Horrible shit just stacks up day after day. You get used to it.”

“I have no weapons of any kind. The word of God is the only protection I need.”

“Rick Grimes: They’re gonna feel pretty stupid when they find out…

Abraham Ford: Find out what?

Rick Grimes: They’re screwing with the wrong people.”

“There’s a compound bow and a machete with a red handle. That’s what I’m gonna use to kill you.”

“Ain’t nothing sadder than an outdoor cat that thinks he’s an indoor cat.”

“Seems to me like things are finally starting to fall together.”

“You’re gonna miss me so bad when I’m gone.”

“Why hurt yourself when you can hurt other people?”

“I know you look at me and you just see another dead girl. I’m not Michonne. I’m not Carol. I’m not Maggie. I’ve survived and you don’t get it ’cause I’m not like you or them. But I made it and you don’t get to treat me like crap just because you’re afraid.”

“I’m well aware it sounds bananas. But looking at the fossil record, knowing what I know about this infection, you cannot say for certain it isn’t what killed off the dinosaurs. Now, do I believe that’s what happened? No. But it’s enjoyable as hell to think about an undead ankylosaur going after a diplodocus. That there is a video game worth a pre-order.”

“So you want to spend the rest of our lives staring into a fire and eating mud snakes? Screw that.”

“If you don’t have hope, what’s the point of living?”

“Carl Grimes: It’s a strong knot. Clove hitch. Shane taught me. Remember him? ~~~ Quotes From The Walking Dead: Red Machete

Rick Grimes: Yeah, I remember him. I remember him every day.”

“Now you put down your weapons, walk through those gates you’re one of us. We let go of all of it, and nobody dies. Everyone who’s alive right now. Everyone who’s made it this far. We’ve all done the worst kinds of things just to stay alive. But we can still come back. We’re not too far gone. We get to come back. I know we all can change.”

“Maggie’s father was a great man. And he told me all I had to do was believe, and that’s what I’m gonna do.”

“ I remember the first smoke I ever had. Me and my brother huddled in the garage puffing on one of my dad’s Lucky Strikes. He must have smelled the smoke, because he came barging in looking to beat up on us. But my brother got between us. Said he stole them. Wasn’t true. It was me. But that was my brother. Hero. He got two black eyes and a broken rib for that. And I got beat anyway.”

“Hershel Greene: If you understand what it’s like to have a daughter, then how can you threaten to kill someone else’s?

The Governor: Because they aren’t mine.”

“I could use a vacation. Get away. Just for a weekend.”

“You’re a tough son of a bitch.”

“You can’t think forever. Sooner or later, you’ve got to make a move.”

“Daryl Dixon: Those douchebags in the vines took themselves out, holding hands, kumbaya-style.

Bob Stookey: They wanted to go out together same as they lived. That makes them douchebags?

Daryl Dixon: It does if they could have gotten out.

Bob Stookey: Everybody makes it, till they don’t. People nowadays are dominoes. What they did, maybe it’s about not having to watch them fall.”

“End of the world don’t mean shit when you got a tank.”

“Lilly Chambler: Where should we go?

The Governor: Wherever they let us. There’s no use making a plan.”

“When you care about people, hurt is kind of part of the package.”

“ I hereby declare we have spaghetti Tuesdays every Wednesday. First we have to find some spaghetti.”

“When the shit hits, you’re standing there with a shovel.”

“You step outside, you risk your life. You take a drink of water, you risk your life. And nowadays you breathe, and you risk your life. Every moment now you don’t have a choice. The only thing you can choose is what you’re risking it for. Now I can make these people feel better and hang on a little bit longer. I can save lives. That’s reason enough to risk mine. And you know that.”

“In this life now you kill or you die. Or you die and you kill.”

“The Governor: I thought you were a cop, not a lawyer.

Rick Grimes: Either way, I don’t pretend to be a governor.”

“Michonne: Both of us. We can just go back.

Merle Dixon: I can’t go back. Don’t you understand that? I can’t.”

“ They deserve what they got. They weren’t human to begin with.”

“You helping people out of the goodness of your heart? Even though you might die doing it?”

“You talk about the weight of what you have to do, how you can handle it. A bad man, someone truly evil? They’re light as a feather. They don’t feel a thing.”

“ I don’t know why I do the things I do. Never did. I’m a damn mystery to me.”

“I might be the one walking away, but you’re the one who’s leaving. Again.”

“Daryl Dixon: You know, my mom, she liked her wine. She liked to smoke in bed. Virginia Slims. I was playing out with the kids in the neighborhood. I could do that with Merle gone. They had bikes, I didn’t. We heard sirens getting louder. They jumped on their bikes, ran after it, you know, hoping to see something worth seeing. I ran after them, but I couldn’t keep up. I ran around a corner and saw my friends looking at me. Hell, I saw everybody looking at me. Fire trucks everywhere. People from the neighborhood. It was my house they were there for. It was my mom in bed burnt down to nothing. That was the hard part. You know, she was just gone. Erased. Nothing left of her. People said it was better that way. I don’t know. Just made it seem like it wasn’t real, you know?

The Walking Dead Best Quotes

The Red Machete is the coolest weapon cause it’s red. I’m glad Rick got to use it and kill Gareth with it. If I were to have 2 sharp weapons I would want the red machete and Rick’s hatchet.

Carl Grimes: I shot my mom. She was out. Hadn’t turned yet. I ended it. It was real. I’m sorry about your mom.

Daryl Dixon: I’m sorry about yours.”

“ I should say that we’re going be OK, and we’re safe we will bury our dead tomorrow and watch TV on the sofa. But I won’t. Because I can’t. Cause I’m afraid. I’m afraid that the terrorists want what we have! They want to destroy us!”

“Shit happens.”

“Who ain’t had a gun on ’em in the past year, huh? Show of hands, y’all. Anybody? Hmm? Shumpert, Crowley. Y’all had a gun on y’all? Hell I think I’d piss my pants if some stranger come walking up with his mitts in his pockets. That’d be the son of a bitch you’d really want to be scared of.”

“You want to talk? Talk to Hershel. I’m doing stuff, Lori. Things.”

“You are going to beat this world, I know you will. You are smart, and you are strong, and you are so brave, and I love you. You gotta do what’s right. It’s so easy to do the wrong thing in this world. So, so, if it feels wrong don’t do it, alright? If it feels easy don’t do it, don’t let this world spoil you.”

“I ain’t never pleaded for my life. And I ain’t about to start now.”

“I say there’s a place for us, but maybe… maybe it’s just another pipe dream. Maybe… Maybe I’m fooling myself again. Why don’t… why don’t you go out and find out yourself. Send me a postcard! Go on, there’s the door. You can do better. Let’s see how far you get. No takers? Fine. But get one thing straight. You’re staying, this isn’t a democracy anymore.”

“In the end, he was talking about losing our humanity. He said this group was broken. The best way to honor him is to unbreak it. Set aside our differences and pull together, stop feeling sorry for ourselves and take control of our lives. Our safety our future. We’re not broken. We’re gonna prove him wrong. From now on We’re gonna do it his way. That is how we honor Dale.”

“I can’t profess to understand God’s plan. Christ promised a resurrection of the dead. I just assumed he had something a little different in mind.”

“Carol Peletier: You know, we’ll see Sophia again in heaven some day. She’s in a better place.

Carl Grimes: No, she’s not. Heaven is just another lie, and if you believe it, you’re an idiot.”

“No more kid stuff. I wish you could have the childhood I had, but that’s not gonna happen. People are gonna die. I’m gonna die. Mom… There’s no way you can ever be ready for it. I try to be, but I can’t. Best we can do now is avoid it as long we can, keep one step ahead. I wish I had something better to say – something more profound. My father was good like that. But I’m tired, son.”

“Everyone either avoids me or they treat me like I’m crazy. I lost my daughter. I didn’t lose my mind!”

“The world that we knew is dead. And this new world is ugly. It’s harsh. It’s survival of the fittest. And that’s a world I don’t wanna live in.”

“Shane Walsh: Rick, you can’t just be the good guy and expect to live. Okay? Not anymore.

Rick Grimes: I’m not the good guy anymore.”

“If y’all wanna live, if y’all wanna survive, you gotta fight for it!”

“ The right choice is the one that keeps us alive.”

“Shane Walsh: You think I’d shoot Rick? That is my best friend. That’s the man that I love, I love him like he’s my brother. You think that’s the kind of man I am?

Dale Horvath: That’s right.

Shane Walsh: Well maybe we oughta just think that through. See, if I’m the kind of man that would gun down his own best friend, what’d you think I do to some guy I don’t even like when he starts throwing accusations my way. What’d you think?”

“Jimmy: I want a gun.

Daryl Dixon: And people in hell want Slurpees.”

“Shoot me again? You best pray I’m dead.”

“Glenn Rhee: Dale, you think Andrea’s on her period? I’m only asking ’cause it’s like all the women are acting really weird. And I read somewhere that when women spend a lot of time together, their cycles line up and they all get super crazy hormonal at the same time.

Dale Horvath: I’m gonna advise you to keep that theory to yourself.”

“Now you listen to me. Ain’t nobody ever gonna care about you except me, little brother. Nobody ever will. Come on. Get up on your feet, before I’m gonna have to kick your teeth in. Let’s go.”

“My father didn’t bother with comforting lies. He used his fist. He was a loveless, violent drunk and no good to anybody. He drove me from home when I was 15. Didn’t lay eyes on this place again for many years. I was not at his deathbed, Rick. I would not grant him that and to this day do not regret it. Some men do not earn the love of their sons.”

“It’s a Cherokee Rose. The story is that when American soldiers were moving Indians off their land on the Trail of Tears, the Cherokee mothers were grieving and crying so much ’cause they were losing their little ones along the way from exposure and disease and starvation. A lot of them just disappeared. So the elders, they said a prayer; asked for a sign to uplift the mothers’ spirits, give them strength and hope. The next day this rose started to grow where the mothers’ tears fell.”

“Maybe this isn’t a world for children anymore.”

“Last time I asked God for a favor and stopped to admire a view, my son got shot. I try not to mix it up with the almighty anymore.”

“Father, forgive me. I don’t deserve your mercy. I prayed for safe passage from Atlanta and you provided. I prayed for Ed to be punished for laying his hands on me and for looking at his own daughter with whatever sickness was growing in his soul. I prayed you’d put a stop to it, give me a chance to raise her right, help her not make my mistakes. She’s so fearful. She’s so young in her way. She hasn’t had a chance. Praying for Ed’s death was a sin. Please, don’t let this be my punishment. Let her be safe, alive and safe. Please, lord. Punish me however you want, but show mercy on her.”

“All I wanted after my sister died was to get out of this endless horrific nightmare we live every day. I wasn’t hurting anyone else. You took my choice away, Dale. And you expect gratitude? I don’t know what to say. I’m not your little girl. I’m not your wife. And I am sure as hell not your problem.”

“You don’t know what it’s like out there. You may think you do but you don’t. It’s only a matter of time. There’s too many of those things. My boy, my wife, I never told them what I really thought. I never even hinted, just, just kept it in, kept us moving, kept it in, kept us moving.”

“This is what takes us down. This is our extinction event.”

“I see a chance to make a new start.”

“Rick Grimes: I’m grateful.

Edwin Jenner: The day will come when you won’t be.”

“ I think tomorrow I’m gonna blow my brains out. I haven’t decided. But tonight, I’m getting drunk.”

“ Still not sleeping well. Can’t seem to keep regular hours.”

“Nobody can kill Merle but Merle.”

“Words can be meager things. Sometimes they fall short.”

“Shane Walsh: Jim, nobody is gonna hurt you, okay?

Jim: That’s a lie. That’s the biggest lie there is. I told that to my wife and my two boys. I said it 100 times. It didn’t matter. They came out of nowhere. There were dozens of ’em. Just pulled ’em right out of my hands. You know, the only reason I got away was ’cause the dead were too busy eating my family.”

“Daryl Dixon: You got some balls for a China man.

Glenn Rhee: I’m Korean.

Daryl Dixon: Whatever.”

“I deserve it. I deserve it. I’ve been bad. Help me now. Show me the way. Go on, tell me what to do. Tell me. Tell me. God! That’s okay. Never you mind, silly Christ boy. I ain’t begged you before. I ain’t gonna start begging now. I ain’t gonna beg you now! Don’t you worry about me begging you ever! I’ll never beg you! I ain’t gonna beg you! I never begged you before.”

“Ought to be polite to a man with a gun. Only common sense.”

“Nice moves there, Clint Eastwood. You the new sheriff come riding in to clean up the town?”

“I can see you make a habit of missing the point.”

“Bites kill you. The fever burns you out. But then after a while…you come back.”

“Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way: on. Come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently because my chromosomes happen to be different is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on.”

“That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.”

“It was all for you. Right from the start. Back in Atlanta. The farm. Everything I did, it was for you … it still is. It’s gonna be.”

Illustrated art for this quote: Anything is possible until your heart stops beating.
“Anything is possible until your heart stops beating.”

“Dragons are intelligent. More intelligent than men according to some maesters. They have affection for their friends and fury for their enemies.”

Woah… These webisodes are awesome! Idc what anyone says. This show, world, story, everything is so awesome. Regardless what happens after season 6. Its still pretty damn awesome.

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