Spaghetti Western Quotes
Although it was a 1968 movie, it remained in the minds of every human being at one time, so for your convenience, I have highlighted several dialogues of this movie, quotes from the good, the bad and the ugly.
Tuco the Ugly: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
Tuco the Ugly: How much?
Tuco the Ugly: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.
Tuco the Ugly: If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don’t manage it, you’ll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.
Tuco the Ugly: BLONDY! YOU’RE A SON OF A (cuts him off and goes “AHHHHHHH!”)
The Good: There are two kinds of people in the world those with guns and those that dig. You dig?
Tuco the Ugly: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.
The Good: I’ll sleep better knowing my good friend is by my side to protect me.
Tuco the Ugly: I’m innocent, I’m an innocent farmer.
The Good: Every gun makes its own tune.
Tuco the Ugly: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.
Tuco the Ugly: (Trying to read) See you soon… idi… id…
The Good: Idiots. It’s for you.
Tuco the Ugly: There are 2 kinds of spurs my friend, those who come through the door [sign of the cross] & those who come through the window!
The Good: You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
The Bad: People with ropes around their necks don’t always hang. Even a filthy beggar like that has a protecting angel. A golden-haired angel watches over him.
The Good: If your friends stay out in the damp, they’re liable to catch a cold, aren’t they ? Or a bullet.
Tuco the Ugly: I like big fat men like you. When they fall, they make more noise… and sometimes they never get up.
Tuco the Ugly: God is with us because he hates the yanks too!
The Good: God’s not on our side ’cause he hates idiots also.
The Good: [Reading a letter] See you soon, idiots. It’s for you.
Tuco the Ugly: If you want to shoot, just shoot don’t start talking
The Good: The way back to town is only seventy miles. So if you save your breath, I feel a man like you can manage it. Adios…
The Good: Just like old times…1 2 3 4 Five for you…five for me…you know how much u worth now…
Tuco the Ugly: How much…???
The Good: 3000 dollars…
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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Last Line
Each dialogue is very beautiful. You can choose the dialogue of your choice.
Tuco the Ugly: If you want to shoot, shoot, don’t talk…
The Good: [to Tuco] There are two kinds of people in the world those with guns and those that dig. You dig?
Tuco the Ugly: How much?
Tuco the Ugly: You want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who’s son you are? You don’t, I do, everybody does… you’re the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.
Tuco the Ugly: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.
Tuco the Ugly: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
Tuco the Ugly: I’m looking for the owner of that horse. He’s tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he’s a pig!
Tuco the Ugly: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window
The Good: Every gun makes its own tune.
Tuco the Ugly: Don’t die, I’ll get you water. Stay there. Don’t move, I’ll get you water. Don’t die until later.
Tuco the Ugly: One bastard goes in, another one comes out.
The Good: [To Tuco] Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.
The Good: [counting The Bad’s men] One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
The Bad: I thought three was the perfect number.
The Good: I’ve got six more bullets in my gun.
The Bad: Even a filthy beggar like that has got a protecting angel. [Referencing Tuco]
Tuco the Ugly: Even when Judas hanged himself there was thunder.
Tuco the Ugly: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.
The Bad: Oh I almost forgot. He payed me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you. [Laugh] But you know the pity is when I’m paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.
The Good: I’ve never seen so many men wasted so badly.
The Good: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage – uh, cigar? – liable to interfere with my aim.
Tuco the Ugly: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing!
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