250+ Best Harley Quinn Quotes

Harley Quinn Badass Quotes

Honestly, they should’ve scrapped this movie and used these two to create a twisted notebook meets fifty shades for comic nerds. The scene where he realizes he can’t leave her after she jumps…amazing!!

“Now that’s a killer app!”

You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.

“How rude!”

“It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us.”

“Sweetie, get mommy’s bazooka.”

“I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you”

“Stupid Bats, you’re ruining date night!”

“Maybe I can stick you some shampoo?”

“Y’know, bats? I Always thought there was a spark between us.”

“You thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.”

“You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral.”

“It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate’… It’s a comedy.”

“Love your perfume. What is that, The Scent Of Death?”

“Mama’s gonna paint the streets with blood.”

“I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over, or blow me up! I didn’t even get to keep my new dress. And I actually paid for it.”

“Being Joker’s girl gave me immunity.”

Batman: “Ms. Quinn?”
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: “Dontcha knock before entering a lady’s boudoir?”
Batman: “I need help.”
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: “Well, you’ve come to the right place. I recommend a lobotomy.”
Veronica Vreeland: “So, what’ll happen to you?”
Harley Quinn: “If I’m lucky, I’ll make it out of town before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin.”
Veronica Vreeland: “Can’t you explain that it was all just a mistake?”
Harley Quinn: “Ha! With my past? I don’t even believe it myself.”
“You made me want to be a less terrible person.”

“I’m not shopping at this store: I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!”

“Call me a softie, I dare ya!”

“If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up!”

“And what’s worse, every person I ever wronged now felt free to come and take their pound of flesh. Turns out, I wronged a lot of people.”

“Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist. Work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient. Break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail. Get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman, and going out on your own.”

“You know what they say: behind every successful man is a badass broad.”

“I’m bored. Play with me.”

“I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you.”

“What, you were just… Thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal’s a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal!”

“Come on, Puddin’. Do it!”

You’re my friend, too.”

“We’re bad guys. It’s what we do.”

“Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. The voices. I’m kidding! Jeez! That’s not what they really said.”

“I got you a kitty.”

“Hey, I’m cooperating. All right? This is me being cool.”

“Hey! Hey, I’m talking to you. Hey, I’m talking to you!”

“How about you, hot stuff?”

Harley Quinn Quotes Birds Of Prey

The scene where Harley jumps into the acid and then the Joker turns away and then reluctantly says to himself “uh fine, I’ll save her” is probably one of the very few good things if not the only good thing about Jared Leto’s Joker. That moment is purely Joker because it shows that in all intents and purposes Joker only cares about one person and that’s Joker. Makes me wish we had a proper film adaptation of Mad Love.

Harley Quinn And Joker Quotes

“I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you.”

“You’re cute. You want me? I’m all yours.”

“Why, what’s wrong? You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”

“What a ride!”

“I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.”

“Own that shit. Own it!”

“What, you were just… Thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal’s a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal!”

“What, I got a hickey or something?”

“I like what you’re sellin’, lady. There’s just one teeny problem. You messed with my friends!”

“I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?”

“I gotta work on my cardio.”

Harley Quinn: “Hey, everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right?”

Rick Flag: “Yeah. Why?”

Harley Quinn: “I’m off my meds.”

Deadshot: “Whoa! Relax. It’s me.”

Harley Quinn: “You ever been in love?”

Deadshot: “Nah. Never.”

Harley Quinn: “Bullshit.”

Deadshot: “You don’t kill as many people as I’ve killed and still sleep like a kitten if you feel shit like love.”

Harley Quinn: “Another textbook sociopath.”

Harley Quinn: “Pussy.”

Deadshot: “I will knock your ass out. I do not care that you’re a girl.”

Harley Quinn: “Are you the Devil?”

Amanda Waller: “Maybe.”

Captain Boomerang: “Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside you’re amazing. But inside, you’re ugly.”

Harley Quinn: “We all are. We all are! Except for him. He’s ugly on the outside, too.”

Killer Croc: “Not me, shorty. I’m beautiful.”

Harley Quinn: “Yeah, you are.”

Harley Quinn: “Would you like to eat me?”

Killer Croc: “Hell no.”

Harley Quinn: “Aw, why not?”

Killer Croc: “I don’t want your crazy.”

Harley Quinn: “Says the guy who lives in a sewer.”

Killer Croc: “At least I know it’s a sewer.”

Harley Quinn: “Oh, I get it. ‘Cause, like, this is a sewer, too, only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess. Mommy didn’t take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist.”

Katana: “I am not… hiding.”

Harley Quinn: “Now, that was gangster!”

Amanda Waller: “Any other requests?”

Harley Quinn Quotes About Life

I love how he groans and still jumps in to save her cuz it shows as crazy as he is and as abusive he might be he cared about her and could let her die.

Harley Quinn: “Oh! An espresso machine.”

Harley Quinn: “I’m not much of a joiner, but… maybe we should.”

Deadshot: “Hey! She’s trying to take over the world.”

Harley Quinn: “So? What’s the world ever done for us, anyway? It hates us.”

“HELP WANTED. Looking for a few brassy lassies willing to make the world a better place, take a bite out of crime, and b a part of something bigger than themselves… There will be no background check, as experience with insubordinance will only work to your advantage in the hiring process.”

“But the clown-spankin’ truth is this, our strength comes not from being whole, but from bein’ broken differently. Because there’s enough of us, we are whole together.”

“Gotham needs you to get your @#$$ together, or we’re all gonna die!”

“This can’t be like all the other times. This story needs to change. It needs an ending.”

“With that in mind, we opted for the next best thing…a big, splashy holiday special!”

“My rational mind can recognize pain when I see it. But my rational mind is in a pretty small box. All tied up with a bow on it.”

“Hey, Grifter! Anyone ever tell you you’re supposed to break out of jail– not into it, you idiot?”

“Welcome, ladies and genocides! Ta the Annual Villain Awards!””

“Holee hairy scarlet an’ scary! What the fuzzy hell are YOU? I mean…WHO the fuzzy hell are you?”

“Okay, my li’l sea treasure…Let’s see if ya got any interestin’ messages in you.”

“Right now what I want… is to hold onto what I have. Because without that, I’m not sure I have anything. Aww, jeez! I blew the whistle on him! What was I thinking?!”

“My book, Red Tool. I never lose.”

“Not everyone understands her intentions are for the good’ of the whole wide world! I’m her best friend.”

“Mmmm, spiked eggnog. It’s like the cream a’ Christmas in a spoon!”

“Holee-Clusterfolee, it’s a friggin’ zoo in here!”

“Bruce Wayne, yer millionaire butt is sooo mine.”

“I would be instigating mayhem everywhere I go!”

“How’s my babies? Anyone squeeze out some more ammo for mama?

“Nice to meet’cha too. Anyone ever tell you your breath stinks of cheese farts?”

“Sorry. I was tryin’ out somethin’ for our new team.”

“Well, if you ain’t findin’ my bodacious bongos distractin’– I’m sure you’ll be mesmerized by my resplendent rear end!”

“Look, I’m in no mood for this crap. Especially after the day I been havin!”

“What’s gonna happen here is, I’m gonna turn off the lights for two minutes, an’ when I turn ’em back on, whoever’s still standin’ gets the job.”

“I must let the world know about my craving. I want pancakes and I want them now!”

“Yeah, but it’s like twenty-five bucks now. They oughta give you a massage with that, y’know? I mean, I can almost buy five comics with that. It’s crime on a Wednesday, I tell ya.”

“Gotham’s so pretty from this distance. I miss my friends, but the city itself has changed … I’ve changed, too. I love the home I have now.”

“I love it! It’s so… cinematic!”

“That was so not romantic.”

“The rest of you have five seconds before I take your tacky tickle toys and find new places ta shove ’em!”

“Maybe we should just let ‘im… y’know… kick the bucket natcherly.”

“Holee stinkerolee! It smells like a turd’s butthole back here.”

“Hey, shishka-bimbo… You try an’ turn my friend into cole slaw… and I’m gonna go all hibachi steakhouse on your ass!”

“My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls.” – Harley Quinn

“A-Okay, Mr. J.” – Harley Quinn

“Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.” – Harley Quinn

“We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mistah J.” – Harley Quinn

“You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart.” – Joker

Harley Quinn Quotes About Love

Harley Quinn Quotes Puddin

“We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.” – Harley Quinn

“You got it all wrong, baby. I was using them to help you escape. Who else would I break into Arkham for? Nobody, that’s who. It’ll be just like old times.” – Joker

“My heart scares you, and a gun doesn’t?” – Dr. Harleen Quinzel

“Let me get you outta here girl. We can team up again. Drive all the boys crazy. Ya know? Like the old days…” – Joker

“Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!” – Harley Quinn

“Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom” – Harley Quinn

“I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.” – Dr. Harleen Quinzel

“So you do remember me. That´s weird, because you killed the only thing I ever loved, and now I find you have been keeping a whole new generation of Jokers to yourself. I know. Awkward.” – Harley Quinn

“I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.” – Harley Quinn

“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! It’s hysterical, Mr. J! Welp, scratch one slinky stink bomb! Let her have it, puddin’!” – Harley Quinn

“Ya wanna know what this is really about, Mistah J? It’s about cognitive empathy. It’s about finally understandin’ what it was like ta be me in our relationship. By experiencin’ what it’s like ta be trapped.” – Harley Quinn

Joker: “There is something you could do for me, Doctor.”

Harley Quinn: “Anything. I mean, yeah.”

Joker: “I need a machine gun.”

Cassandra Cain: “He your ex or something?”

Harley Quinn: “You don’t know who that is? The Joker. The Clown Prince of
Crime. My former partner in madness. The Harlequin of Hate. The Jester of Genocide. You’ve never heard of him?”

The Joker: “Would you die for me?”

Harley Quinn Quotes For Captions

Harley Quinn: “Yes.”

The Joker: “That’s too easy. Would you live for me?”

The Joker: “Oh. We have got company.”

Harley Quinn: “Batsy, Batsy, Batsy.”

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: “What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?”

The Joker: “What? Oh, I’m not gonna kill ya. I’m just gonna hurt ya… really, really bad.”

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: “You think so? Well, I can take it.”

The Joker: “Ooh, come to Daddy.”

Harley Quinn: “Puddin’!”

Harley Quinn: “You got all dressed up for me?”

The Joker: “Oh, you know I’d do anything for you. By the way, I’ve got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.”

The Joker: “Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty…”
Harley Quinn: “Please?”

The Joker: “Aw! God, you’re so… good.”

Harley Quinn: “I lost my Puddin’. But you can get him back, right?”

Enchantress: “I can, my dear. Anything you want.”

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