Goodfellas Quotes Funny
Although a 1990 film, it is a biographical crime film. Great quotes from Goodfellas In this post, some dialogues are highlighted. You will like the dialogues of your choice.
1. “Now go home and get your shinebox!”
2. “Don’t yeah, yeah me…”
3. “Roses are red, my love… fa la la la la…”
4. “Jimmy was the kind of guy who rooted for the bad guy in movies.”
5. “His family’s all rats. He’ll grow up to be a rat.”
6. “This kid was great. They used to call him Spitshine Tommy, I swear to God!”
7. “Ping! Pow! Boom! Bing!” ~~~ Great Quotes From Goodfellas
8. “Oklahoma kid. That’s me. I’m the Oklahoma kid.”
9. “Tommy DeVito: Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother’s gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us.
James Conway: Oh, hey, Henry, Henry! Here’s an arm!
Henry Hill: Very funny, guys.
James Conway: Here’s a leg!
Tommy DeVito: Here’s a wing! Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?”
10. “[Knocks on the car window of two cops following him. The cops have fallen asleep] Come on, let’s go for a ride.
11. “But I’m funny how, I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh?”
12. “He was terrific, he was the best. He made a lot of money too, ah salud, Tommy.”
13. “Don’t give me that Tommy garbage. What the I asked you for, Henry? I asked you for a favor. I do a lot of favors for you, don’t I?”
14. “Billy Batts: I’m only kidding with you, we’re having a party, I just came home and I haven’t seen you in a long time…I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I’m sorry too. It’s okay. No problem.
Billy Batts: Okay, salud.” ~~~ Great Quotes From Goodfellas
15. “You wasted eight aprons on that guy.”
16. “You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me…I’m here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
17. “You’d be late to your own funeral.”
18. “James Conway: Yeah? You should be sorry. Don’t do it again and give me the money. Give me the money, You hear me?… Give me the money.
Spider: [hesitating] Why don’t you go yourself, Tommy?”
19. “He said, ‘No, you’re gonna tell me something today, tough guy.’ I said, ‘All right, I’ll tell you something: go home to your mother.’”
20. “You know Spider, you’re a mumbling stuttering little idiot. You know that?”
21. “Medium-rare… an aristocrat.”
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22. “Just stay away from that garbage.”
23. “James Conway: What’s the matter with you? What – what is the matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I’m kidding with you. What are you doin’? What are you, a sick maniac?
Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you’re kidding? What you mean, you’re kidding?…
James Conway: I’m kidding with you! You shoot the guy?”
24. “Hey spider that bandage on your foot is bigger than your head.” ~~~ Great Quotes From Goodfellas
25. “See, your murderers come with smiles. They come as your friends, the people who have cared for you all of your life, and they always seem to come at a time when you’re at your weakest and most in need of their help.”
26. “I’m gonna get the papers, get the papers.”
27. “One night, Bobby Vinton sent us champagne. There was nothing like it. I didn’t think there was anything strange in any of this.”
28. “I got to have it. It’s my lucky hat. I never fly without it.”
29. “I like this one. One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way.”
30. “Like a clown I amuse you?! Huh?”
31. “Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.”
32. “You know, a twenty-year-old kid with such connections. He was an exciting guy. He was really nice.”
33. “To me being a gangster was better than being president of the United States.”
34. “Whenever we needed money, we’d rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank.”
35. Come on, make that coffee to go. Let’s go.”
36. “Now the guy’s got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie.”
37. “To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood full of nobodies.” ~~~ Great Quotes From Goodfellas
38. “For a second, I thought I was dead, but when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way.”
39. “Today, everything is different. There’s no action. I have to wait around like everyone else.”
40. “Anything I wanted was a phone call away.”
41. “If you’re part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they’re going to kill you. It doesn’t happen that way. There aren’t any arguments or curses like in the movies.”
42. “Now he’d make your shoes look like mirrors, ‘scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. He made a lot of money too, ah salud, Tommy.”
43. “Yeah? You should be sorry.”
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44. “I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriends gave them a gun to hide. But I didn’t. I got to admit the truth.”
45. “One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother’s groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.”
46. “Attaboy! I got respect for this kid.”
47. “For us, to live any other way was nuts. To us, those goody-good people who… took the subway to work every day, worried about their bills, were dead.”
48. “Trouble with a bill, he can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy’s gotta come up with Paulie’s money every week, no matter what.”
49. “You might know who we are… we know who you are understand?”
50. “Right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.”
51. “We called each other, ‘Goodfellas’.” ~~~ Great Quotes From Goodfellas
52. “If they had been wiseguys, I wouldn’t have heard a thing. I would’ve been dead.”
53. “If we wanted something, we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again.”
54. “I didn’t want to get blood on your floor.”
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