250+ Best Cobra Kai Quotes

Cobra Kai Motivational Quotes

COBRA KAI takes place over 30 years after the events of the 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament with the continuation of the inescapable conflict between Daniel LaRusso (Ralph Macchio) and Johnny Lawrence (William Zabka).

Season 4 finds the Miyagi-Do and Eagle Fang dojos joining forces to take down Cobra Kai at the All Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament… and whoever loses must hang up their gi. As Samantha and Miguel try to maintain the dojo alliance and Robby goes all in at Cobra Kai, the fate of the Valley has never been more precarious.

What tricks does Kreese have up his sleeve? Can Daniel and Johnny bury their decades-long hatchet to defeat Kreese? Or will Cobra Kai become the face of karate in the valley?

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“If I’m extra hard on you, it’s because you have the ability to be better than me.” – Johnny Lawrence

“Cobra Kai is about strength, if you’re not strong on the inside, then you can’t be strong on the outside.” – Johnny Lawrence

“It doesn’t matter if you’re a loser, a nerd, or a freak, The only thing that matters is that you become badass.” – Johnny Lawrence

“The best defense is more offense.” – Johnny Lawrence

“I may not always win, but I never back out of a fight.” – Johnny Lawrence

“In the real world, you can’t expect people to do what they’re supposed to do.” – Johnny Lawrence

“That’s just black paint on a white wall.” – Johnny Lawrence

“Back in my day if we want to tease someone, we do it to their face.” – Johnny Lawrence

“You know what they say, there’s no such thing as a bad student.” – Johnny Lawrence

“You want something, you’ll have to crawl across the floor, use your damn teeth if you have to.” – Johnny Lawrence

“Don’t forget, being a badass doesn’t mean be an asshole.” – Johnny Lawrence

Quiet! Never “can’t.” Those are just words, they’re meaningless, It’s time to get out of bed and do something. You’re not a kid anymore, the world isn’t just gonna hand it to you. You want something, you’re going to have to crawl across the floor, use your damn teeth if you have to, You’ll have to do whatever it takes. – Johnny Lawrence

What, do you want those kids at school to keep dumping shit on your head? You want all the girls to think you’re a wang-less dork? Coz you can stop your training right now, and you can walk outside and let the whole world know you’re a loser. Or you can plant your feet, look your enemy in the eyes AND PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE! – Johnny Lawrence

“I’ve got one year to make it all work, and that’s what I’m gonna do – make it work, all of it…” – Johnny Lawrence

“I’m not just gonna teach you how to conquer your fears. I’m going to teach you how to awaken the snake within you. And once you do that, you’ll be the ones who’s feared. You’ll build strength. You’ll learn discipline. And when the time is right, you’ll strike back.” – Johnny Lawrence

“There’s nothing to fear except for fear itself, that and falling in a bunch of sharp metal and broken glass, so don’t do that!” – Johnny Lawrence

“You wanna learn how to kick ass? First you gotta learn how to kick.” – Johnny Lawrence

“Eagles don’t get shit on. They’re the ones that do the shitting.” – Johnny Lawrence

“I took the easy way out, I gave up.” – Johnny Lawrence

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Funny Cobra Kai Quotes

This is literally the greatest spin-off series from any movie ever done from a long time fan since childhood I’m so proud of what they have done and accomplished I absolutely love this series and I truly hope it goes on for years

“The older you get the more you’re going to learn that life isn’t fair. You wake up one morning feeling great and then life throws a spinning heel kick to your balls and takes a big steaming shit in your mouth… That’s how it goes. Life shows no mercy so neither do we. We do whatever it takes to keep our heads above water. We do whatever it takes to keep moving forward. We do whatever it takes to win. Remember who you are. You’re badass. You don’t give a shit. You kick ass. You’re Cobra Kai.” – Johnny Lawrence

“When negative feelings overwhelm you, look for the good within yourself.” – Daniel LaRusso

“If you have hate in your heart, then you have already lost.” – Daniel LaRusso

“You do the right thing cause it’s the right thing to do.” – Daniel LaRusso

“You are the only one who can get up when you are down.” – Daniel LaRusso

“A true Cobra feels no sympathy for its meals.” – John Kreese

“Life isn’t always fair. Sometimes the world can be cruel. That’s why you have to learn to be cruel yourselves.” – John Kreese

“There is no good, there is no bad. Only weak and strong.” – John Kreese

“If your mind is agile, so are you.” – John Kreese

“All that Miyagi-Do mumbo jumbo, that might score you points in a tournament. But now you’re in the real world kid, you might wanna learn to strike first.” – John Kreese

“We won’t just dominate the tournament, we’ll melt this whole snowflake generation.” – John Kreese

“We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition.” – John Kreese

“There’s no honor in being merciless.” – Miguel Diaz

“We don’t take no for an answer.” – Miguel Diaz

“You just gotta feel the energy and just live in the moment, you know?” – Hawk

“Defeat does not exist.” – Hawk

“Cool story. Try telling it to someone who gives a shit.” – Robby Keene

“I just don’t need to drink to pretend to be cool.” – Robby Keene

“I’m gonna have to face him sooner or later. Might as well be today.” – Robby Keene

“Everyone’s got a sob story, that doesn’t give you the right to be a bully.” – Samantha LaRusso

“It’s different when you are a girl. I mean even when you win, your not cool or tough. They think you are crazy.” – Samantha LaRusso

“Sometimes the scars you can’t see are the ones that hurt the most.” – Samantha LaRusso

“Alone we are nothing, but if we work together, we have a shot.” – Samantha LaRusso

“At least I know who I am. You are still trying to be something you’re not.” – Tory Nichols

“The world shows no mercy, so, why should we? Some people have it good, but the rest of us, we have to fight for every inch of what’s ours. Not just to score a point. For everything.” – Tory Nichols

“In Japan, you can always visit someone. They speak to us, even when they’re gone.” – Bartender

“Never mind your past mistakes, don’t let them determine your future.” – Carmen Diaz

“Defense takes on many forms.” – Chozen

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The fact we come from the first season to see how miguel grew stronger, Along with johnny and daniel its just insane to see how much the show has gone on. I am still very excited for this season and I hope this still continues!

“In life, we always lose our way. But it is people, not the signs, that guide us back to the right path.” – Kumiko

“Put good out in the world and good will come back to you.” – Kumiko

“If your enemy insists on war, then you take away their ability to wage it.” – Chozen

“There is your side and your side, and then there is the truth. And the truth is, you guys are more alike then you’ll admit.” – Ali Mills

“Kicks get chicks.” – Johnny Lawrence

“It’s alright. You fell like a champ.” – Johnny Lawrence

“When you came into my dojo, you were softer than a babies ass.” – Johnny Lawrence

“I didn’t call her a bitch, I said she was bitching at me. There’s a difference… You’re firing me ’cause of that bitch?” – Johnny Lawrence

“Drowning’s for pussies. Don’t be a pussy.” – Johnny Lawrence

“God, just looking at you makes me feel like a virgin.” – Johnny Lawrence

“You should all be proud of yourselves. I know I’m proud. Your parents would be proud too, If you told them what we did here today… Which we won’t!” – Johnny Lawrence

“Who’s Molly? That some chick he’s hooking up with?” – Johnny Lawrence

“Drink it. It’ll put hair on your balls.” – Johnny Lawrence

“I knew she was smart but I figured she was hot enough to avoid work.” – Johnny Lawrence

“So your wang can still get tang, nice.” – Johnny Lawrence

“I don’t want to screw things up with Miguel, then again, you’re pretty hot.” – Johnny Lawrence

“Silver lining, you get to ditch Schwarber.” – Johnny Lawrence

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Cobra Kai Quotes No Mercy
Cobra Kai Quotes No Mercy

I love how in this trailer when Sam and Tory make eye contact, Sam doesn’t look scared. Instead her expression is more resigned, as if to say “I’m so done with your shit, Tory.” It’s a nice little detail that shows us she’s not scared of Tory.

“Nice suit, is it made of velvet? Do you sleep in that?” – Johnny Lawrence

“You can leave your asthma and your peanut allergies and all that other made-up bullshit outside.” – Johnny Lawrence

“Stop drinking the butter!” – Johnny Lawrence

“Don’t give me this sexist bullshit, alright. I’m just saying women aren’t meant to fight. They have tiny hollow bones.” – Johnny Lawrence

“Word of advice, if you got shit for teeth, don’t smile.” – Johnny Lawrence

“When I look around this dojo I don’t see Cobra Kai material. I see losers, I see nerds, I see a fat kid with a funny hat and his tits popping out.” – Johnny Lawrence

“…Coz it’s an alpha move man. Babes love it when you treat them like crap.” – Johnny Lawrence

“Did you just flinch virgin?” – Johnny Lawrence

“I got something on my computer you got to see. And don’t worry, it’s not porno this time.” – Louie LaRusso

“I got yelled at, got my ass kicked – and then gave him my money! You know who lives like that? Hookers.” – Demetri

Miguel Dias: You don’t know him like I do.
Demetri: yep, that’s hooker talk.

Hawk: The doctor said I could be on the spectrum
Johnny Lawrence: I don’t know what that is, but get off it pronto alright?

Johnny Lawrence: Nice shirt.
Demetri: Thanks.
Johnny Lawrence: I’m joking It sucks.

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